Life as I know it.: Archive

Okay, so for anyone watching the Hatfields and...

lornemilee: That’s pretty much where I’m from. xD Not joking— you know the town they keep featuring, Pikeville? Yep. We’re more from the Elkhorn City/Ashcamp area, but most of us are from Pike County. … and now back to your regularly scheduled programs of things you ACTUALLY care about. I knew this. And I told Trey this fact when the series started…he didn’t seem to thrilled to...

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I don't know where all of these new followers are...

crystalbawl: Well for me. I was going through the people I followed and I noticed you had a new blog, then I re-followed you. :)

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Separating my weight loss blog and personal blog.

When I made my tumblr a year ago, I didn’t know how to use it and didn’t realize that following people by my personal blog would affect promos on my weight loss blog. I am now http://kristinegetshealthy.tumblr.com/ and will be deleting this blog after moving my queue, following, messaging followers and taking the 1000+ posts back into my queue. Re-follow me please!

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Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy

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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH! 
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! 
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. 
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! 
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. 
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth. 
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! 
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.